September 02, 2006


Breaking news...witnesses in the Netherlands recently saw Michael Jackson celebrating his birthday with the Dutch Pedophile Political Party in a brothel for young boys. He was overheard saying, "We are so misunderstood. I mean, I LOVE children! I would never hurt a child! Waiter? Where is my Jesus Juice?"

The party consisted of a group of young male 'dancers' serenading the "King of Pop" while chanting "We love you Michael!". Jackson was seen putting dollar bills in the Spiderman under-roos of one young boy. At the end of the evening Jackson secretly boarded a jet headed back to Bahrain where he currently resides with his veiled children and his young male "friends".

THE HAGUE (Reuters) - A political party formed by Dutch paedophiles tried on Friday to win more support for its campaign to legalise sex with children so it can run in national elections in November.

The Brotherly Love, Freedom and Diversity party (PNVD) was launched in May and its campaign for a cut in the age of consent from 16 to 12 and the legalisation of child pornography and sex with animals has provoked widespread outrage in the Netherlands. (You are telling me that the Dutch are "outraged"? How conservative of them!)

Party officials said they had gathered over 100 signatures (Only 100? That's pretty piss poor...) so far but needed to collect several hundred more in the next month to be allowed to run in the November 22 general election.

"We think the child should have the freedom to engage in these contacts with peers or with adults, if and when they choose so," party chairman Marthijn Uittenbogaard told a news conference in the parliamentary press centre in The Hague. "What we think is really going on is that people are afraid of the emancipation of children. It is the adults who do not allow the child to have these contacts," he said, adding that research showed children found unforced sex positive or neutral.

The PNVD says it wants to lift the taboo on paedophilia which it said had intensified since the 1996 Marc Dutroux child abuse scandal in neighbouring Belgium. Party secretary Norbert de Jonge said society was too "sex-negative". ("C'mon man, get with guys are just too "square". Not cool, man...loosen up! Try it! You might like it!)

In July, a Dutch court rejected a bid by a children's rights group to have the party banned, saying it was protected by democratic freedoms and judges could not take lightly a decision to ban a political party.

The Netherlands, which already has liberal policies on soft drugs, prostitution and gay marriage, has been shocked (Shocked? I didn't think the Dutch knew that word?) by the new party. An opinion poll showed that 82 percent (what about the other 18 percent? Hmmm... 'Baaaah'...did I just hear sheep???) want the government to do something to stop the party.

Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner has said he found the party's ideas repugnant and the government would monitor it closely in case it committed an offence or incited others to do so, but said its fate should lie in the hands of voters.


Anonymous said...

The Third Curse upon Aruba will be the Black Death coming off the animal sex imported from Holland. Joran is also the pedophile animal sex dealer and pimp. Dogs younger than 13 years will be shipped to Arubans on special KLM one-day orders. The teenage dogs are completely shaven and cleaned for the immediate enjoyment. They wont bit cuz their cainine are goldplated. Some royal puppies varieties have piercings like belly buttons at extra costs. Ask Joran for details.

Anonymous said...

The Dutch love the teenager animal sex.

Anonymous said...

Most of the Afganistan opium werr summgled to Holland. Holland is currently the largest opium consumers and processing industries country in the world. Opium is used in the new development of advanced Ecstacy rape drug in the Amsterdam drugs company. Many Aruban men like to rape drug their wives and girlfriends for potential sexual pressures.

Auntiem said...

82% is a pretty hefty number, and you're telling me that they can't do anyhing about this? This so called party was KNOWN and nobody was arrested? How old were these young boys? This is absolutely disgusting!!! Do the Dutch not see this is their LAST chance to save their already crumbling society, from complete distruction?? Amsterdam is full of Radical Muslims and pediphiles, the end is near, this is their Armaggedum (sp?) Who, in their government, can say that banning such parties as pediphiles and beastials (whatever you call these sickos who have sex with animals) is against Democracy? What is their government FOUNDED on? What is their definition of Democracy, if it does NOT include the protection of children? If, they do not listen to the majority, 82% of the population, to whom do they listen?

dennisintn said...

i'd bet a dollar that the dutch l.e. is dying to get their hands on a copy of this signed petition. probably some amazing information on there they can use.