To Joran:
New Lyrics to Billy Joel's "Captain Jack"
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your protective town
You'd like to find a little hole in the ground
For a while...
So you go to the 'red light' in search of another sex fiend,
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's like some pornographic magazine
And you smile...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your "one happy island"
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little GHB and you'll be smilin'
Your brother's gone out, he's on a date
And you just sit home and masturbate
The phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait
For that call...
So you stand on the corner in your new blue plaid shirt
And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
But still your finger's gonna pick your nose
After all...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your "one happy island"
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little GHB and you'll be smilin'
So you decide to take a holiday
You got your IPod and your brand new Chevrolet
Ah but there's no place to go anyway
And what for...
You've got everything, but nothing's cool
They've just found your Daddy in your swimming pool
And you guess you won't be going back to school
Anymore...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your "one happy island"
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little GHB and you'll be smilin'
So you play your CDs and you smoke your pot
And you meet some random girl in the parking lot
Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got
What went wrong...
And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
And why you've got to keep in hiding and feed your head
Well, you're eighteen and still your mother makes your bed
And that's too long...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your "one happy island"
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little GHB and you'll be smilin'
Compare and read the actual lyrics here
God have moved his hand, justice granted to Natalee. Captain Jack, you are in charge, full steam ahead. Dump Joran to feed the deepsea crabs in international waters. Blow the Aruba out of the blue sky waters. Let all the liars
ReplyDeleteperished. Enough GHB is enough. All hands, Forward and Capture! says the Captain.
"And you just stay home and masturbate"
ReplyDeleteDamn! That sounds like the story of my life!
Aruba is a wonderful place to vacation...
ReplyDeleteEspecially, if it is the last time you would
like to see your children ALIVE.
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Please, consider the Aruba B*yc*tt seriously
when making your travel plans or web purchases.
All I ask is that you consider it carefully.
Whatever you decide, I thank you for your time
and consideration. Help find justice for
N@t@lee. (NH)
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A message for:
Jor@n, P@ulus, Deep@k, and S@tish..
You are being stalked, stalked by a relentless killer! The
killer's name is 'TRUTH.' It does not need breaks, it needs
very little sleep, and I want you all to know that it is
coming for you. Just as surely as water can cut through
rocks by cumulative attrition over time, this
same type of process will eventually be the end
of each one of you.
The capacity to lie has also been claimed to be possessed by non-humans in language studies with Great Apes. One famous case was that of Koko the Gorilla; confronted by her handlers after a tantrum in which she had torn a steel sink out of its moorings, she signed in American Sign Language, "cat did it," pointing at her tiny kitten. It is unclear if this was a joke or a genuine attempt at blaming her tiny pet.
Joran, I would believe 'KoKo' the gorilla before I would believe you.
Quote:
“Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.”
Albert Einstein