Someone sent this great find...an old "Taco Joe" article from GQ that I've never seen. A great Friday laugh. Talk about FALSE advertising!
FINAL NOTE: WTF?
TV make up artists call him, "too-bad-he's-married-Tacopina"? (See article text below)
I'd rather have a wild night with Dr. Phil, thank you very much. Are you kidding me? I'm cutting this post short because I have to run to the toilet for some serious wretching.

Does he sometimes go by the name "Elgar" or is that Mark?
ReplyDeleteTarco can't kick his smoking screen habit, and therefore not a good role model for Joran.
ReplyDeleteTarco is a rich republican who supports foreigners and hates Americans.
ReplyDeleteHe and his watch got an italian shell, but the guts were made in China. Cheap and cheat.
ReplyDeleteTargo named Joran as the Aruba sociopath who cannot be believed. Joran accused Targo and said when it's over, I want my name back and your character will vanish in Aruba.
ReplyDeleteHe has become increasingly brazen and prepares to defend the most corrupt Dutch government officials in history.
ReplyDeleteThe controversy over Targo's defense of a foreign rapist and murderer suspect on the US soil has enraged the new SoS, and has damaged the reputation and trust of the American people and American justice. Aruba will be boycotted along with Targo in the new US foreign policy.
ReplyDeleteThe Aruban Joran Sex Scandal casts spotlight on the Dutch Kingdom's reputation for corruption in human trafficking and illegal drugs smuggling across the globe, and from Thailand to Holland, potentially tainting and destroying the wellness of the American people. Targo's talk is very toxic recently to the whole world, he is the No. 1 pollutant on the planet of Earth.
ReplyDeleteTargo laments and asks god for forgiveness. Since he is criminals defense lawyer, he needs the fame and be notorious to attract his clients. In real life, he is a kind father and a lovable husband.
ReplyDeleteThe U.N. observers predict the U.S. will boycott Aruba and re-gain its lost prestige internationally in recent years since Natalee being raped and murdered by Joran van der Sloot. US is still highly regarded to be the safest place in the world for global investors to grow their money because of the fairness of the American justice system. In the opposite, the Dutch law judges are the worst and ruining the whole EU monetary market economy. Only the arrest and imprisonment of Joran can resolve this dooming crisis in Europe.
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