CONVERSATION WITH OH-SO-CAVALIER JORAN
This is a Real Article, but with my side comments...I couldn't help myself!
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In a telephone interview with Joran van der Sloot he stated, I would have sued those responsible for the tape manipulation." (Referring to the supposed manipulation of the Deepak recording). Hey! I wonder if he learned that one from his daddy, too.
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ORANJESTAD(AAN): Recently, DIARIO obtained an interview with Joran van der Sloot via telephone and asked him how he’s doing now that he’s back in Aruba.
As it is known, Joran arrived in Aruba on the 14 of December to spend Christmas and New Year’s with his family, after he left for Holland a few months ago to study. He confirmed to DIARIO that he’s studying International Business and that it is going very well.
He explained that he still has not gone to any parties [in Aruba], but he has received visits from friends and family and is enjoying his time with loved ones. (Yeah, those great nights hanging out at the casino with good ol' dad during the holidays...losing your asses on the tables, hitting on women, having to pay for BJs...you know, the usual father/son bonding thing.)
DIARIO asked him if he’s recognized on the street, and he said that it’s true that this is the case. (Stand back ladies...let me get my special pen for your autographs...oh, you want me to sign your boobs? Well, let me get my marker for that, hon.)
At the time where he goes out, different people recognize him and wish him a merry Christmas and a happy new year for him and his family. (If it were me, I'd kick him in the balls and say, thanks for ruining my life! Merry Xmas to you and your unemployed, YET STILL PAID father, while I just lost my job! Give yourself up, you greedy self-centered bastard!)
Joran explained to DIARIO that he cannot talk about the details of the case, until it is resolved, but he said that he does not believe that it is fair what Natalee Holloway’s mother is trying to do to Aruba, in regards to the boycott. (BOO HOO!!!)
He said that he understands that the mother perhaps is angry at him, because she believes that he has something to do with the disappearance of Natalee, but this is not a reason to start a boycott against Aruba. (As I said before, BOO HOO!!!)
Joran said that Beth Twitty’s anger is unfounded, because he didn’t do anything bad to the American girl. (I didn't do anything bad! I just had her drugged by one of the bartenders, lied to her by telling her that I was a student at the same hotel as her...and then did the one-over, 'let's catch a ride in this aruban dude's cab'. Then after the drugs take effect, gang rape her with my 'PIMPS'. WTF? We do that EVERY weekend? What's the deal?)
In what relates to the matter of the recording of Deepak Kalpoe, where supposedly the Dr. Phil program manipulated the tape, Joran told DIARIO that he doesn’t understand how Deepak does not look for a way to sue the program. (Yeah, you wouldn't want to get implicated in something that may have been said on those tapes...right Joran?)
At the end of the interview he said that he is happy that he still hasn’t been bothered by the press here in Aruba, now that he’s back, and that he’s happy that he’s back to spend time with his family. (Oh poor me...don't bother me media. It's interrupting my sex, shit and shower schedule!)
As it is known, Joran arrived in Aruba on the 14 of December to spend Christmas and New Year’s with his family, after he left for Holland a few months ago to study. He confirmed to DIARIO that he’s studying International Business and that it is going very well.
He explained that he still has not gone to any parties [in Aruba], but he has received visits from friends and family and is enjoying his time with loved ones. (Yeah, those great nights hanging out at the casino with good ol' dad during the holidays...losing your asses on the tables, hitting on women, having to pay for BJs...you know, the usual father/son bonding thing.)
DIARIO asked him if he’s recognized on the street, and he said that it’s true that this is the case. (Stand back ladies...let me get my special pen for your autographs...oh, you want me to sign your boobs? Well, let me get my marker for that, hon.)
At the time where he goes out, different people recognize him and wish him a merry Christmas and a happy new year for him and his family. (If it were me, I'd kick him in the balls and say, thanks for ruining my life! Merry Xmas to you and your unemployed, YET STILL PAID father, while I just lost my job! Give yourself up, you greedy self-centered bastard!)
Joran explained to DIARIO that he cannot talk about the details of the case, until it is resolved, but he said that he does not believe that it is fair what Natalee Holloway’s mother is trying to do to Aruba, in regards to the boycott. (BOO HOO!!!)
He said that he understands that the mother perhaps is angry at him, because she believes that he has something to do with the disappearance of Natalee, but this is not a reason to start a boycott against Aruba. (As I said before, BOO HOO!!!)
Joran said that Beth Twitty’s anger is unfounded, because he didn’t do anything bad to the American girl. (I didn't do anything bad! I just had her drugged by one of the bartenders, lied to her by telling her that I was a student at the same hotel as her...and then did the one-over, 'let's catch a ride in this aruban dude's cab'. Then after the drugs take effect, gang rape her with my 'PIMPS'. WTF? We do that EVERY weekend? What's the deal?)
Editors Note: Remember, sociopaths have no empathy for what they have done to their victims and do not see that what they have done was wrong.
In what relates to the matter of the recording of Deepak Kalpoe, where supposedly the Dr. Phil program manipulated the tape, Joran told DIARIO that he doesn’t understand how Deepak does not look for a way to sue the program. (Yeah, you wouldn't want to get implicated in something that may have been said on those tapes...right Joran?)
At the end of the interview he said that he is happy that he still hasn’t been bothered by the press here in Aruba, now that he’s back, and that he’s happy that he’s back to spend time with his family. (Oh poor me...don't bother me media. It's interrupting my sex, shit and shower schedule!)
2 comments:
There's a difference between empathy and sympathy. And I'm not against the Aruban PEOPLE...just the police and the corruption that goes on there...and of course, the way they have treated Natalee's disappearance from day one.
Reaction to Stupid Amber on :Conversation with Cavalier Joran:
Let's get something straight. Nobody is OBLIGED to visit Aruba. We are perfectly free not to go there because we hear it's not a good place, or for no reason at all.
But that's not the point here. There are legitimate reasons to boycott Aruba ... its government has spit in the face of the Holloway Twitty family and of the American people. Aruba's own actions, or lack of them, almost scream to the world about the corruption and cynicism of its government.
And more and more, the onus is falling on the Dutch, whose colonial regime is, by its obtuse blundering, the biggest advocate for a boycott that could be imagined.
The boycott is just beginning. It will grow. If Aruba doesn't like it, then it knows what to do ... stop protecting the guilty.
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