February 05, 2007

THE DUTCH WILL NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME...




I understand that everyone has their own culture...their own religion, attitudes, their ways of life. I understand customs of different nations, and I respect others ways of thinking, but The Netherlands is in a world of its own. This and terrorists are the only exceptions I will make on this.

Listen, I'm no "puritan", prude or some sexually repressed woman, but a NAKED GYM? Jesus! What's next? I certainly can't imagine either sex wanting to jump on that treadmill, that's for sure.


These people are sick and I don't know where it comes from!? Just recently, there were urinals in Dutch McDonald's decorated as open women's mouths, then there was a statute dedicated to the hard working prostitutes, and now this:



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LIFETIME NAKED FITNESS



Rules: Clothes optional, but we cater to the freaks, so the less, the better.

Positives: You can actually see your muscles as you work them!

Negatives: If you are ugly or are overweight, you will not get laid here.




12 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO. Wat if mens' "dumbells" get stuck between the dumbells?

John C.

Michelle said...

It's bad enough when you have to hear some dude on 'roids grunting like he's delivering an alien out of his ass....but then to look at it? No thanks.

I'll stick to "Skin-a-max" ha ha...

Anonymous said...

How many Dutch would shave their balls, it's going to be an ugly sight. People like shaved American models crazy. Boycott Dutch. Buy American.

Rammstein said...

You mean like the Washington all gay naturist/nude gym?

http://www.crewclub.net/

Or the Broxtowe Borough (British government owned facility) Leisure center which holds Naturist evenings including Nude Racketball, nude Squash, nude Yoga, nude Bouncy castle, nude snooker?

Or the Desert Shadows Inn in the United States of America, a nudist/naturist facility which also includes a gym (nakedness allowed of course there too)

But I guess that is all OK and not offensive because it is not in the Netherlands, right?

Anonymous said...

Women prefer new dresses over sex, survey finds. There will be a new line of fashions of Natalee design in the Summer by a French company. The Dutch is way behind in the third world country. Nude and prostitutes are old taste polluted by the porno movies. People like to see more classy and peppery women. Michelle, you are the one. People love you and dream to have you.

Anonymous said...

Michelle, you are one heck of a beautiful spiderwoman. You are just eye pleasing, sexy and raven. Best of all, you advocate justice for Natalee.

Anonymous said...

Michelle. Why do you let that troll post here? Anyway, keep up the good work.

Michelle said...

Most of the time I don't post troll comments, but I guess I had a 'wild hair up my ass' at the time or something.

Besides, I liked the "Spiderwoman" reference. I'll be in the new Kill Bill Movie...my assassin name: Black Widow.

HA HA HA

Deb357 said...

I have to agree with Ramms this time. Omgosh, I can't believe I just said that.

Anways...

It may be a gross idea or thought of a nude gym and the sights to view but it isn't just in Netherlands/Holland. It's in many other countries including our own.(USA) Yes it's true, society in a whole do not agree with it but there are legal places for these coughsnaturalistcoughs to go and gather.

It's the least of my worries involving Aruba and Netherlands. Let them bare all. I don't have to see it or deal with it.

I guess what I am saying...

"What's good for the goose is good for the gander", in regards to what Ramms said.

Michelle said...

Whatever floats your boat. It sounds very GAY if you ask me.

Anyway, the places like that here in the U.S. aren't anywhere near me...and I hope to never encounter anything like it.

Truly disgusting.

Richard Hatch--The True Survivor said...

When I get out of prison, tell me where these places are at!

Deb357 said...

Michelle said...
Whatever floats your boat. It sounds very GAY if you ask me.

Anyway, the places like that here in the U.S. aren't anywhere near me...and I hope to never encounter anything like it.

Truly disgusting.

Tue Feb 06, 06:15:00 PM EST


Don't get me wrong, I don't agree with it...I don't find it ethical or moral anywhere in the world...but it's not just in Netherlands...it's all over the world including USA. Gross and discusting and all.