December 09, 2005

CONDESCENDING GESTURE OF ARUBA'S "SYMPATHY"


Candles can't bring Natalee back...
but if the U.S. puts a candle under ALE's ass, then maybe.



Official Statement From the Aruban Government:
Aruba Supporting the Candlelight Vigil for Natalee Holloway


ORANJESTAD, Aruba, Dec. 8 /PRNewswire/ -- The people of Aruba and their government warmly and wholeheartedly support (Support? I don't believe we need your phony half-hearted support. I have a hunch this PR move of yours is the doing of the Aruba's new partner in crime, Steve Cohen.)

The candlelight vigil being held this evening in the United States for Natalee Holloway. Almost from the moment Ms. Holloway disappeared, the nation of Aruba has been focused on finding her. (Focused on finding Natalee? If a liar lies long enough, they start to believe their own lies. Besides, the key word here is "Almost from the moment". Almost meaning 6+ months? Plus NO PROOF that anything is being done at this time.)

The people of Aruba join those at the vigil in spirit this evening with Ms. Holloway in our hearts, in our thoughts, and in our prayers.

Aruba Tourism Authority


Oh, so sweet of you Aruba...do you want a cookie?


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love your sarcasm! How true!

Anonymous said...

It's clear by now that all of these Aruba comments, etc., are aimed at their own people.

They aren't going to end the cover-up or give up their own ... and so they're trying to establish a fallback position so the scumbags who run the place don't take the heat from the locals.

Anonymous said...

Why Michelle are you so sarcastic about this. Oh yeah, the X-files conspiracy theories thing. Aruba is so bad. How could any of the 100,000 citizens be sincere.