February 03, 2006

ARUBA'S NEW HITS CD

THIS IS TOO FUNNY!


The Real Aruba Truth

Get your, 'Natalee Holloway Investigation: When the Lies Crumble' soundtrack now at Economic Ruin records! This music CD is unique because it features already released songs presented in a new format: theme music for each of the people involved in this travesty of justice, selected to illustrate their role in this economic and diplomatic nightmare! Take a look at all the quality music featured on this two CD set:


Disc One-

Oduber and the MEP: Master of Puppets - Metallica

ALE: Sabotage - Beastie Boys

Joran van der Sloot: Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
(and who can forget these haunting words, written just for Joran it seems: no one knows what it's like to be hated, to be fated to telling only lies)

Paulus van der Sloot: Sympathy for the Devil - Rolling Stones

Anita van der Sloot: Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull

Deepak and Satish Kalpoe: Loser - Beck

Nadira Kalpoe Ramirez: Sweet Little Lies - Stevie Nicks

Joran's other friends (Koen, Freddy, Max, and Jaime): Creep - Radiohead

Lorenzo van der Sloot van Rijn: Mr. Brownstone - Guns 'n' Roses

Karin Janssen: Cold as Ice- Foriegner

Gerold Dompig: I Pagliacci (the Sad Clown) - Leoncavallo

Michael Posner: Gangster Walk - Three Six Mafia


Disc Two-

Steve Cohen: Same Old Song and Dance - Aerosmith

Dennis Jacobs: Money Talks - AC/DC

Arlene Schiffer: Maneater - Hall and Oates

ATA and AHATA: Its No Good - Depeche Mode

Steve Croes: Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) - AC/DC

Jossy Mansur: Madman Across the Water - Elton John

Beth Twitty and Dave Holloway: Onward, Christian Soldiers - as performed by Jars of Clay

Natalee Holloway: Natalee's Song - Erica Harvey

The Americans: Whiskey for My Men, Beer for my Horses - Willie Nelson and Toby Keith
(Justice is the one thing you should always find; you got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line)

Joe Mammana: Total Revenge - Say Anything

The Aruban People: This One's Gonna Hurt You (for a Long Time) - Travis Tritt

The FBI: Bring Da Pain - Method Man

The Kingdom of the Netherlands: Ship of Fools - Robert Plant


Buy yours today and don't forget that Aruba is the most expensive tourist destination in the Caribbean, paisanos!