DAMN! I FORGOT WHAT I SAID LAST TIME...I'LL JUST BLAME IT ON MY FRIENDS

What's Joran's next move?

By Meri, Aruban Boycott Blogger

I saw the seeds of what Joran plans to do next in his campaign to extricate himself from the Holloway case begin to grow in earnest last Thursday. He will blame Deepak and he will offer up his former friend on the alter of guilt to free himself.

Joran will suddenly remember conversations that he had with Deepak and they will incriminate Deepak and possibly his brother. If he can suddenly be telling all of us the "truth" after nine months of lying then it is totally possible that Joran will remember more "truth". That truth may come at anytime and it could even result in the re-arrest of the Kalpoes.

It has always appeared to me that Joran has no problem throwing people of color to the wolves (remember the black Security Guards) and the Kalpoes are also considered people of color.

I have little doubt that the Kalpoe's know what happened to Natalee or at least have a pretty good idea having hung out with Joran van der Sloot for awhile. They probably know Joran's M.O. with young girls pretty well...but did they harm Natalee or did Joran? Did they all work together or help one another get rid of Natalee?

I believe that it was the Kalpoes who first told the police that they dropped Joran at the beach alone with Natalee and then and only then did Joran admit this was the case. That makes me believe the Kalpoes a little bit more than I believe Joran.

Actually, I would believe Osama Bin Laden more quickly than I would believe Joran.

What comes next...Joran continues to implicate the Kalpoes and his memory grows clearer by the day...it was Deepak who harmed Natalee and Joran was home, safe and sound looking at soccer scores and porn sites. What a convenient alibi for the innocent Joran. The fact that Deepak was also home and on his computer at the very moment when Joran first claimed that he picked him up on the beach and gave him a ride home will be conveniently forgotten by the suddenly truthful Joran. Now it's the younger Kalpoe who picked up Joran. The younger Kalpoe didn't have a computer in his bedroom to back up where he was so he becomes much more convenient for Joran the sudden truth-teller.

Both brothers, knowing that innocent Joran had left the aggressive and sexually promiscuous Natalee alone on the beach (at her request) after she attempted to seduce poor innocent Joran in-between falling asleep and referring to her Mother as Hitler's sister and they saw the perfect opportunity to attack her.

Joran was home and sound asleep by this time and is totally innocent.

Pardon me ladies and gentlemen for being a bit crass here but...if my AUNT had balls She would be my UNCLE.


That's how absurd Joran's latest story is and anyone who actually believes him or is making excuses for these blatant attempts at laying the blame on EVERYONE but himself is in dire need of a brain transplant.

You want to know Joran's next move, Meri? Doing his best to implicate his friends:

RITA COSBY: Did either of them pick him (Joran) up that night?

DAVID KOCK, Deepak and Satish's Attorney: No. Absolutely not.

COSBY: They did...

KOCK: Absolutely not.

COSBY: They did not?

KOCK: No. Look, I have to tell you that the story that Joran is saying now at the end again that he called a friend to have him picked up was a story that already was the last story that he told in a series of stories where he kept changing the versions of what happened on that night, while my clients, from after the third day that they were arrested, they started telling this story that they dropped Joran and Natalee at the beach, went home, and until the following day, they were just at home.

COSBY: So you're telling me again, David, that they were both at home? After they dropped him off at the beach, that was it for both of them?

KOCK: Yes, that's it.

COSBY: Let me put up a quote because what you're just referring to, David, is the Dutch TV interview—he's done, obviously, a few, but the Dutch TV interview that he just did, Joran says, “I called one of my friends, and he picked me up and I went home.” The reporter for Dutch TV says, “Who picked you up?” And Joran answers, “Deepak's brother, Satish.” You're telling me that Satish did not. So what do you make of this discrepancy?

KOCK: Well, like I said, no—his first story is totally different, that he wasn't even at the beach, that he wasn't even the last one with the disappeared girl. So you know, I don't know how much really value you can give to this last version of his series of stories.

COSBY: But why is he trying to say that your client was there, when your client says he absolutely was not? What does this mean?

KOCK: Yes, well, you know what it is? The problem is that he was confronted with a phone call that he made from his cellular to the cellular of one of my clients, so then he had to give a justification for that. Since that cellular number was Deepak's cellular number, he first indicated that he called Deepak to have Deepak pick him up. Afterwards, the police confronted him with proof that Deepak was at home at that time on his computer, because Internet records show that. So then he had to change his story, and since he said, I made the call to that house, he had to give another, you know, solution for the fact that the call was made and somebody picked him up. So, you know, then the other likely person was then Satish. It was more a matter of elimination, really.

COSBY: So what does that say to you about Joran Van Der Sloot? He's pointing the finger at your—at least one of your clients being some—playing some role here.

KOCK: Yes. Well, he's been doing that since early in the investigation, so it doesn't amaze me. And of course, now again I am not amazed that he decides to stick to the last story that he told, so that at least lately, he seems more consistent.

COSBY: Are they still friends? Is he still friends with Deepak and Satish?

KOCK: No. I think everybody would not remain friends with someone like that, in that position, in that situation.

COSBY: What do you think, David, and what do your clients think of the trip to New York, that they came up here for interviews, and also what happened?

KOCK: Well, let's say if it was my client, he wouldn't have made that trip.

COSBY: And what's your reaction to the fact that they did and they've done these interviews? What's your personal thought?

KOCK: Like I said, I wouldn't have recommended that. I don't think it's been (INAUDIBLE) I think one should wait for a criminal investigation to finish, you know? And I think if you go after publicity, you know, you have to live with the consequences also.

Joran, where is your SMART lawyer? Oh I forgot, it's your DUMB ASS Daddy.