February 02, 2006

NO SCHOOL FOR YOU!


Bounty Hunters on the Lookout for Joran




A close and reliable source to the Natalee Holloway case confirmed today that Joran Van Der Sloot is currently NOT enrolled at school in Holland and is in hiding somewhere in Holland or elsewhere in Europe.



Joran in hiding??? Nah...really?
Gee, what ever for?




33 comments:

Anonymous said...

This would not surprise me ONE BIT, They wisked him off that island so quickly, when he should have been there until after the first of the year.. And I have been saying this on Scared Monkeys board that Jorans daddy will not let his little boy go back to jail, they will hide him at all cost.. I hope someone is looking for him.. The police should have been keeping a eye on him this whole time..If they didnt let him back into school .. Would wager to say there was complaints about him

Anonymous said...

is this a joke? or serious?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the FBI and the Dutch police should know that you know the person with this kind of information. Just in case something happens to Joran.

I will be forwarding them the info and don't bother taking this post down. I've already saved it.

Anonymous said...

Michelle, in Dutch universities they only accept people for an entire school year. There is no such thing as a semester.

Now I know you are a liar, because what you have written down is not even possible!

Liar, liar, pants on fire!!!

Anonymous said...

I do give you credit. You come up with some insane posts. Kinda like the joran site.

Some one please give that man a new shirt.....pleezzee....

Anonymous said...

Dead serious (no pun intended)

Anonymous said...

Everyone on the team who contributes to this blog are not scared of your threats of informing the FBI, etc. In fact, some of our members are in contact with the FBI and other officials. In addition, these are reports that came from a direct source. No one who works on the Aruba boycott blog is lying or making up information given to us.

FYI-- Please know this blog is way more than one person now...it's beyond your worst nightmare.

We will not give up until justice prevails. We will be around to see that Aruba's dirty officials, their government and those directly involved with Natalee's disappearance will be punished.

Dan in Tx said...

Joran probably didn't like school because he couldn't watch porn his daddy gave him during class. Or maybe it was because school was too hard for him since mamma Anita wasn't there to make sure gets good grades. A one-term college dropout is not exactly what I would call intelligent, you poor dense thing. And what happend to Joran's athletic scholarship?

Well, folks, you can debate about this all you want but I know who Michelle's source is and if things don't turn around in the investigation soon you'll all owe her an apology because it will be all over the news. But there is one thing Michelle is right about: this isn't just Beth and her lawyers and her PIs. Oh, no. It is about the dozens of people who are hard at work doing everything they can to help Beth and Dave behind the scenes and under the radar. For every one person like Joe Mammana or Nancy Grace or Michelle or myself that pops up publicly there are a dozen who are quietly chipping away at Aruba. And for every person who is actively on Beth's team there are a thousand Boycott Aruba bumper stickers and Hope for Natalee bracelets. Where are the Support Joran bumper stickers and the Joran is an Angel bracelets, I wonder?

Don't be surprised when that whole place comes crashing down, thanks to the ltitle people with the shovels, digging up what Aruba hoped to bury. Don't forget that there is nothing to keep Beth from reminding Americans about the boycott and about how the Aruban government and MEP screwed this whole thing up just to protect a little liar of a Dutch boy and his daddy again and again and again.

Those who have nothing to hide have nothing to fear.

Anonymous said...

It looks like the van der Sloot clique is starting to sweat ... and, as usual, about all they can think to do is throw around insults and yell and scream.

I'd like to be a fly on the wall of the van der Sloot household, hearing them worry about "dear little Joran, such a good boy."

I'm sure that the mainstream media will be on this ere long. It might be that he just took off for a weekend of "fun and games" (wouldn't want to speculate on what they might be), assuming that anyone would tolerate his being around.

Or maybe something else is involved. In any case, murder will out.

Feel complimented that the Aruban clones have to come here and scream. They must be getting nervous. After all, it was the Dutch who shot that bird to try to prop up their falling chain of dominoes ....

I bet some police are keeping a close eye on him. Handcuffs on him would be even better, and let's hope that comes soon.

Anonymous said...

So how much information are you getting out of the fbi?
About as much as the missing girls family is.
Heck, they wont even send their dogs over now. Wonder why? Something is about to crack...

As for what is posted here I'm sure the grieving mother would be apalled by what you write.

Anonymous said...

The twin 15s girls Joran had sex with are infected with HIV. This is serious. When the parents report this crime to the police, the ALE are just muted, they have nothing else to say. Dompig and Jassen are stunted. Does that mean Joran is also infected with HIV? Is that possible? Does Joran practice safe sex with condoms? May be for the public safety reason, Joran is being denied from the Holland University until he can provide a physical exam from a doctor to prove that he is clean, free of HIV and remaining innocent until proven infected with HIV. Joran was sighted in the Red Light District several times last year. This is totally unthinkable, Joran is such a good boy, according to Anita. But we don't think so. Joran, are you infected with HIV? Please tell us the truth, and stop infecting and killing more young girls, please. Please report yourself to the Dutch WHO officials in Amsterdam. This is a very urgent matter. The headhunter are hunting you down quick, please, and please, your beloved fans.

Anonymous said...

some idiot said:
Michelle, in Dutch universities they only accept people for an entire school year. There is no such thing as a semester.
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I guess they don't kick anyone out either so you can do whatever you like as long as you pay the officials.

Anonymous said...

Hey, while you're calling the FBI why don't you call the Aruban LE. That's really scary! I've read other reliable sources (not saying that Michelle is not a reliable source - she is) that say he's not in school now also.

Anonymous said...

Fans of Joran are bitter. They don`t like the message. They don`t like the facts coming out. They need to get over it and not focus on shooting the messenger!

Anonymous said...

The incidence of Joran found missing is probably a inside job from within the rank and file of Aruba. The Aruban think if Joran dies, they can blame on the Americans, and thus Natalee's case has a closure. And the Arubans can save their tourist industry.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't sound too good for the J2K. It is quite in sync with Bush's State of Onion speech tonight. Many people in the world will have tears in their eyes while watching, and wonder why so much apathy in this world. J2K will be the new axis of evil Bush going to address the nation. Not Iraq, Not Iran, and Not North Korea. They are just bluffing. With hi intelligence collected from his unwarranted domestic spying program on the American people, Bush can assure the rogue states do not have WMD to destroy our country, and he has given us the ample protection. Bush does have concern about the corruptions in governments of Aruba and Hollnad, they are contagious and attacking the integrity of the American government. Much more American women are missing or murdered and raped since the cover-up of Aruba LE on Natalee's case. This is totally unaceptable. Aruba is the major hub of illicit drugs and human traficking. Holland is the world largest manufacturer of the rape drug Estacy. They are the twin evils. Bush promises the domestic refrom by cleaning up his own party and Aruba and get rid of all the corruptions. Stay tuned tonight for more breaking news from State of the Union press release.

Anonymous said...

It always amazes me to read when people bash America. Or run down our government and officials. We have our issues. We have our various camps of opinion. But... when these foreigners get involved it is almost amusing. To think someone in Holland or Aruba would trash Bush. Sheesh. I suppose it would be a great surprise that while all of "them" can tell us all about our President... most Americans have NO IDEA who runs your country, what type government is in control or the remotest details about your officials. Is it because we don't care, is it because you don't matter or is it because WE happen to be the greatest country in the world... and what made and makes us great is that we are UNITED and we know how to stand up and insist we are not going to take THIS from the likes of you.

Anonymous said...

I have said for days Now, Joran will be wisked off somewhere.. His daddy will not let him go back to jail.. He is guilty Of Rape and Murder, and his god damn father knows it.. and the Aruban Court system allowed him to be set free..

I guess it isnt who you know, But who you blow huh Joran

I think if his daddy is hiding him, It isnt going to look good for the newly sworn in Lawyer

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you let someone post that maybe Joran has HIV. For posting this on your board, this kind of sick rumors makes you no worse than those who write horribly about Beth. I will no longer visit your sarcastic web pages.
I hope you pray at night.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Some of the comments on this blog really demonstrate the stupidity of people. If this were my blog I would be embarassed by the idiotic comments here. It seems that most of your readers never made it past the 6th grade.

Anonymous said...

WRONG again IDIOT!!!@ There are NO bounty hunters looking for Joran!! He was in south Florida last week touring his new colege. He's been offered a soccer scholarship and he was visiting and talking with the athletic director. He had dinner out with the soccer tea,m and did all the college stuff a kid does. My husband is a professor there and they've got about 50 photos of Joran in the school paper and on campus. He was treated like royalty. They've got 4 host families for him to choose from. The dean said "Joran is more than welcome and he'll be safe here". He's asking staff NOT to blab to the media because of the media's intense ignorance. He got a standing ovation for that! We can't wait until Joran starts classes here, he'll finally know that not all Americans are as ignorant as the people from Alabama!!

Anonymous said...

First of all---and you better sit down for this:

ONE, YOU DO NOT KNOW what we know. We know FOR A FACT that there ARE bounty hunters looking for him.

Nothing written on this blog regarding information from our sources is a lie. Posting daily sarcasm is not the same thing. Additionally, we do not have to disclose our source. If you choose to believe this blog or not, that is your prerogative. We don't care. This isn't a popularity contest...we're not dying for your 'readership'.

SECOND, if Joran is at your husband's university and all these pictures have been taken then BRING THEM ON. LET'S SEE THEM. (Does he think he's some f-ing celebrity?!? You people are total fools for treating him like he's god's greatest gift...it's like you are bowing down to the tidy bowl man and kissing his nasty little ass.) How much did Paulus fork over?

Love this quote of yours, "The dean said 'Joran is more than welcome and he'll be safe here'. He's asking staff NOT to blab to the media because of the media's intense ignorance. He got a standing ovation for that!"

(Was the ovation from you standing there by your lonesome self? Maybe that was an echo you heard.)

Jerry Springer's Final Thought for YOU: "Put your money where your mouth is anonymous!" (Don't you just love the creativity and imagination these folks have when coming up with a moniker?)

We'll be here waiting for your response.

Dan in Tx said...

Wow...anonymous' post has so many holes in it, it looks like ALe's case against Joran is watertight and foolproof!

Let me offer some observations: first, our latest and most pathetic 'anonymous' is using some of Aruba's tricks, as if those same tricks coming from a supposed American would be any more credible. The trick she is using, of course, is claiming something outlandish and having nothing to back it up with! Talk is cheap, sweetie.

Oh yeah, and while we're on the subject- you wouldn't believe how many business and social ties there are between Florida and Aruba, especially through university systems! You would be surprised at how many Arubans send their kids to college in Florida and how many Arubans visit there for one reason or another...

Second, if everyone is sooooo happy to have Joran there, why the secrecy? If the photos were all over the campus newspaper, why hasn't anyone else mentioned them or shown them to the mainstream media? Again, your alligator mouth is saying what your canary ass can't back up with fact.

Third, guess whta? If Joran, Paulus, or anyone involved in the Natalee investigation ever sets foot in the U.S. they are subject to mandatory questioning..the FBI doesn't need their permission or anyone else's to question them on U.S. soil. Why do you think there hasn't been any lawsuits brought against Beth, Dr. Phil, or anyone else? Because they can only file such lawsuits in the U.S., and any such trial would make the plaintiffs subject to some brutal cros-examination! Apparently this mystery university doesn't have an international law department.

A final word of advice, anonymous- or should I say 'one more mindless Aruban troll': leave the mind games and the bombshells to the professionals.

Anonymous said...

Thats Great Let him come to the states. When his life collapses The FBI will be there to pick it up

Also If Joran is to be protected and the staff are not to blab to the media .. What kinda wife are you to be on this blog telling everyone Joran is coming to the states.. You are Jorans worst enemy
If you cared at all you would shut your mouth about joran.. You just made someones job easier to get to his ratty ass

Anonymous said...

Michelle,
Help me understand, because I have NEVER heard this before. Why are there bounty hunters after Joran?? How hired them?
Please respond.
Pete

Anonymous said...

Stickypete--

There are bounty hunters looking for Joran to talk to him. They aren't going to kill him or harm him like people are saying. Don't know what they have planned, we just know that they are looking for him.

Can't say who hired them, but you can figure out that one...it's really easy. Let us know if you have more questions.

We are willing to give you as much info as we can without giving away our sources.

Anonymous said...

I guess Joe M. still likes to straddle the line of crime. He sounds like a dangerous man.

Anonymous said...

Not dangerous, He just doesnt let anyone fuck with him or anyone he cares about Period.. I wouldnt want to stare him in the face if I was Joran and try and explain why I did with her OOOOOOH NO

Anonymous said...

Beth and the entire family needs to announce that they want nothing to do with Joe M.. This kind of behavior will do nothing but hurt them. We as human beings should be above this kind of behavior. That is why Joe spent time in prison. Being a thug is not a praise-worthy profession.
And Sue, if these three kids claim their innocence, then how are they fucking with Joe or Beth??

Anonymous said...

Everytime they open their mouthes
Every Lie they tell, Their scamming the system and Jorans father is helping them do it

Anonymous said...

Dont worry bout the Florida post. Since last November on sites someone changing names or being anonymous always in florida has posted comments like this.

One was they were on their way for a class trip to Aruba on Monday. and they were going to have dinner with Paulus and Anita and toast Beth. almost 400 students. Well on Tuesday after they was suppose to have left they said almost 2 million students were signed up for class trips out of south florida to Aruba.. When they changed again it was Joran was in florida in the states for 2 months for the holidays and he would be spending 3 weeks at Thanksgiving with them. The next Joran was in t FLorida for Christmas and coming to their house and they just loved him. and screw Beth..and Beths a liar.. They were gonna boycott Alabama and they couldn't wait.. Oh and doctors here saved up 7,000 to pay the Vandersloots for the slander from Beth. Oh and Joran is marrying a girl from Florida. This is a person who says Beth lies and is bi-polar.. lol..

Anonymous said...

This is what makes me sick
http://zorpia.com/loverboy362
The Joran worshipers
These god damn girl dont have a clue.. They think he is a Icon