March 01, 2006

IN THE SPIRIT OF LIE DETECTOR TESTS...

On Today's Maury Show...


Hello everyone, I’m Maury…and welcome to today’s show. More lie detector tests and catching cheating fools! (audience boos).



But first, I want to bring out my first guest, Joran Van der Sloot. He comes all th e way from Holland to prove his innocence on our show about his involvement in the Natalee Holloway disappearance. Please welcome Joran… (more audience obscenities…shots fired…screams).


Ok Joran, I’ve got this envelope in my hand that has the results of your lie detector test you took with our lie-detector specialist Jimmy Skittles. (crowd hushes)


As to the question, “Did you have anything to do with Natalee Holloway’s disappearance?” You said, “No.”, the lie detector determined THAT was A LIE.



(More boos, objects being thrown on stage as Joran runs off the stage crying. As the camera follows him he shouts, “I just want to get on with my life!”)



4 comments:

hush said...

that was stupid

Anonymous said...

I ordered the interviews, I don't need the secret court orders, I am Joran, I am the President of Arubaland. Trust me. More interviews will continue.

Anonymous said...

Yuron will keep speaking until Beth realizes he will always fight back against her. Two can play that game!

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!!! Bravo! And my profound thanks for the greatest laugh I've had all week.

Katz