LET'S REVISIT ARUBA'S PATHETIC POLICE FORCE
Hellooo everyone!? This just didn't happen to Natalee. It is obvious these keystone cops don't know anything, don't care, or are just plain INCOMPETENT! God forbid if you are a victim of a crime in Aruba. In Aruba crime pays big and victims are an annoyance.
Let's revist this older news; yet still, VERY important and NOT forgotten.
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Sorry to tell you, but this case was closed a while ago. What is your spin?
Case solved or cold case?
The SPIN is that the police don't know how to conduct a proper investigation!
NEWS FLASH * NEWS FLASH * NEWS FLASH
From ArubaTruth, AP news wire, 1 April 2006
* Now on the phone with Greta is Donkeyface in Aruba *
Donkeyface (former Aruba SCTF Spokesperson, aka A.S.): DomPig has applied our renown Aruban inductive logic and determine the real culprit in the Natalee Holloway case. Joran is completely innocent of everything. The culprit is Godzilla.
Greta: Oh, Thank God! My Joran has been proved innocent of everything. Please, Joran, call me? I've been waiting by the phone every Friday night. I'm inclined to believe in my Joran, no matter what. Please, Joran, when you see this, call me?
Donkeyface: DomPig has determined from the photos that the F-16s took last year during their training mission that there is credible evidence. That is why he drained the pond. The pond was a footprint left behind by Godzilla. ALE has always suspected that Godzilla was involved. Godzilla was their second prime suspect.
Greta: Who was your first prime suspect? Not my Joran? Please, not my Joran? Was it one of those bad Deepak boys? That'll teach them not to give me an interview during sweeps week!
Donkeyface: No, the ALE first prime suspect is, I meant was, Beth Holloway.
Greta: Why didn't the ALE announce their suspicions about Godzilla earlier?
Donkeyface: Our ALE are professionals. They keep everything secret and do not tarnish alleged suspects. They only tarnish and blame victims. We are not Americans. We are not cowboys. Our ALE are the best in the world, much better than the FBI.
Greta: Is that the only reason? Joran, when you see this, please call me?
Donkeyface: Well, true, for economic reasons, we didn't wish to offend the Japanese tourists. But unfortunately, the tightlipped CnC bartenders and P.I.M.P.S. threatened to leak what they knew. So here is what happened. This is the real truth. Godzilla sneaked into CnC and put date-rape drugs into the bottles labeled "Ladies Only." Unfortunately when Joran bought Natalee a 151 drink, it came out of that bottle. When Joran had the Deepaks drive him and the drugged Natalee to his apartment, um, I meant to a P.I.M.P.S clubhouse, um, sorry, I meant to a beach somewhere, Godzilla ambushed them. Joran fought magnificantly as he defended Natalee's honor. Joran did that despite not having brought a condom. But Godzilla sucker punched him and took Natalee. Then Godzilla was Godzilla. Afterwards, in shame, Natalee overdosed and died. Then Natalee buried herself somewhere. Then Natalee unburied herself and transported herself somewhere else and reburied herself. That is the truth, that is ArubaTruth. Tomorrow we will present Joran with the Aruba Medal Of Courage. And give him money.
* Commercial Break *
* Now on the phone with Greta is Leatherface in Aruba *
Greta: I'm inclined to believe Joran. I'm inclined to believe he left Natalee at the Holiday Inn. The ALE has determined that Godzilla was the last one seen with Natalee.
Leatherface (associated with an Aruban newspaper, aka J.R.): Godzilla offers to do an interview on your show with the condition that he selects the questions.
Greta: I'm inclined to believe Godzilla. I'm inclined to believe Godzilla did nothing wrong. I'm inclined to believe Godzilla is innocent of everything.
Leatherface: I've reported from the police station for a long time, and I didn't know that in Aruba suspects are allowed to lie.
Greta: Joran, when you see this, please call me? Please? Please? I'm inclined to believe you Joran, no matter what. Please call me?
Greta got wet with Joran the first time around, her lover boy. Her estranged husband Doug became impotent because of Greta's overtime work related travelling. Greta enjoys sex lies which is not a sin, and Joran is good at it. Call Greta now, Joran, it's toll free on Greta's expense account, she needs to hear from you, you Ladies' man, uh?
The Dutch TV is going to reenact the part "No Condom, No Sex" of the beach story. You will see
Natalee wasn't drunk but French kissing with Joran projecting Joran as a "Good Boy", not rapist
or murderer.
Joran's hair starts turning gray and falling. How do you going to address that that issue in the TV Joran SoapTime? Is that because of excessive lyings of his conscience puting a lot of stress into his head? Just curious.
This Dutch TV program will really be helpful. *gagging here*
According to Aruba, there were many Dutch tourists on the beach at that time of the night.
According to Aruba, Godzilla (the alleged perp) is Dutch. Is ALE trying to scare Godzilla to confess? Would Japan protect Godzilla?
Maybe it was Godzilla that made the phone call to the Aruban bar?
Wait, no, it can't be. Godzilla doesn't weep.
Joran lied up to his nose brows. Instaed of she gave her a BJ, he sucked Natalee to death in the
backseat of Deepak's car. And he said lots of odd things to her. He said her mom Anita trained him to use condom and jello on females, and he had done it more than 20 times already. He told Steve Croes the same story previously when he had trouble with another Aruban girl.
The mental health doctors in Amsterdam told Joran to plug his ears at all times and to pretend
he is a deaf person. The sound bites from the Holland Joran beach reenactment TV show will damage Joran's brain cells. The comments from the TV drama will shoot demons into his mind and cause him to go insane. The doctors advised Joran not to view the show but Joran insisted he will. And he denies he had sex with Natalee even though Deepak said he bought some condoms at the candy store that night. I also said he was 17 and Deepak was 21, then Deepak knew more about sex than him, and he was totally innocent. He said he just hung out together with Natalee at the beach that night, and both of them did see some sea ghosts, and they were scared and hugging each other in arms so tight that they could hardly breath. And Natalee passed out in his chest.
Greta is 'inclined to believe Juron' for a very good reason: she has the testimony of MB students about Natalee's drinking during the week in Aruba: Natalee had vodka for breakfast, and 151's and fire balls for lunch and dinner, and got to do all of the above during the rest of the evening.
No wonder Dompig says she probably overdosed.
The four Dutch Royal Policemen gave up on Dompig. Blind leading blind, with Dompig's lies about
the sand dunes, there was nothing about Natalee in the sand pits to be found. The search dogs got itchy because Dompig sprayed some disinfectants on the sand to kill some insects coming out from the rock. Dompig definitely was up to something, those insects were corpse grubs which could be used to trace where Natalee was buried. Now the Dutch Royal Police Dept knew the Aruban police were making them April fools, and they got very angry at Dompig. This is Grand Murder Coverup, Folks. Now you know. We Americans all have a feeling of absurity by believing Dompig, the black police commissioner. Well, the real boss is still the white Dutchman Jan van der Straten. He is the friend of the Joran van der Sloot family. All the Arubans are suspected of complicity to murder. Boycott Aruba!
The Dutch people are the most evil pimps in the world. In WW2 they sold the Jewish girls to the Nazi soldiers as prostitutes in exchange for the royal artworks the Nazi looted from the French
people. It makes no difference now that they protect Joran as he has become the most valuable poster boy for their products. They are not going to overturn the Aruban judge's decision. They will promote Paulus van der Sloot to judgeship. The public prosecutors' office is consisted of a bunch of corrupt law enforcement officers reporting to Dompig.The prosecutor general has had an eight years of love affairs with Dompig.
It is no joke Dompig will closed the Natalee's case in ten days. He got the insider's information that the NY judge will throw out the civil law suit in favor of Joe Tacopina. There will be no more people to defend Natalee, and she will never have justice. The world has come to an end.
An emergency meeting was held by the members of the Dutch Parliament in Hague. The Dutch prime minister warned Joran to volunteer himself to put himself under house arrest. The situation in Aruba is getting worsen every hour, no American tourists are coming to the island for beach
parties. The Aruba tourists economy was totally killed by all of Joran's lies about the Natalee
beach stories. For that crisis alone made Aruba the most dangerous and unfriendly holiday resort in the whole Caribbean sea area. Holland's economy is depending very heavily on the drug
trafficking money from Aruba. Without the store front cover of the tourists industry, the bad
reputation of the Netherland Kingdom will become known and exposed to the whole world. That bad reputation of illict drug trades will damaged Holland's national defense. The NATO are watching, they plan to expel Holland's membership in NATO for reason of dishonesty and lawlessness. In other words, Joran has to be locked up in prison to resolve int international Natalee
disappearance crisis. We Americans all support and believe this ultimate option to save Holland
from terrorists attack and destruction caused by Joran. there is got to be more than that but we
don't know what will happen next to Aruba and Dompig. Also the members of the Dutch Pariament
have asked Dompig to resign from his post immediately. It is officail. This is the insider
information straight from Hague. It is very disturbing, but the evil of corruptions cannot be
overlooked by NATO.
The Interpol spy cam are now operational in locating Joran, Deepak and Satish at any given
moment. Joran is now sitting on the toilet masturbating. Deepak is counting the coins he stole from the Internet cafe. Satish is sleeping with a black chick with a condom on him. All the three crimnals are now backing away from their individual C&C stories. They did not want to be identified to be the last person with Natalee. Their differences are at war with one another. Joran is splitting penis hair trying to dump all the guilt and criminal acts on Deepak and Satish. Deepak and Satish are fighting back by intercepting Joran's emails and forward them to
the ALE and FBI. Therefore the criminal evidence has been fixed on Joran, and the spy cam history has been retrieved from the space station Russian tracking optics. Indeed Joran was walking home from Koen's boat dock and was later picked up by Paulus at 4:47 AM May 31, 2005. This important discovery will be used in US Court to charge Joran of murdering Natalee.
LOL Greta believes Joran because Natalee was drinking earlier..Hellooooooooooooooooooooo Joran is the one who says Natalee wasn't drunk...not anyone else.. Noone said before Natalee wasn't drinking and Greta knows to kiss butt to get inside info... on both sides..part of being a journalist.. You have no idea what Greta really thinks.. That just shows everyone he took adavantage of a very drunk girl.
The whole Dutch Royal Navy had been dragged into all the lies of Joran's beach stories. A mini
nuclear submerine had been missing in action for over 10 monthes with 23 top secret naval and intelligence officers onboard. Joran lied about walking with Natalee on the beach but he was
able to describe the stealth California Lighthouse protocol in and out from the mini nuclear
submerine plus the stars formation and movement, the sub unexpectedly vanished at the same hour when Natalee was kidnaped at the Mariott beach as assured by Joran. Joran had a criminal record was he was 5, he shoplifed a toy gun at a Walmart store in Germany as confirmed by the KKK, the Dutch Secret Agency. The Royal Navy has some suspicion about Joran being a terrorist agent and provide the enemy intelligence to sink the top secret nuclear mini sub. He also owed large amount of debt at the Excelsior casino. People now wonder why Joran would be such an evil harming his own motherland, the Kingdom of Netherlands and Aruba Antilles. Hard to say what a 17 years old rapist and murderer Joran could have known all these sensitive military secrets. The
info might have been passed from his daddy Paulus, a one time military lawyer for the naval
warfare officers. Paulus could be the spy master. He had millions of dollars deposited to his Aruban Central Bank accounts since last 12 years. Where did all these money come from? PDVS never had a steady high paying job, he worked as a contractor for the governments in Aruba and Holland. This Joran Conspiracy is getting big and hot and into fiasco with the whole Kingdom. The Dutch TV Reenactment Show is just another operation pursued by KKK to retrace Joran's spying mission, sounds seriously enough and scares Dompig a lot of shits into his undies, and he knows he had done wrong for covering up for Joran. Dompig could be eliminated by KKK anytime soon. Nobody in the ALE really feels sorry for him and they are glad to see him gone for bad things happened to the department. Justice is essence of law and order, even it is true in the ancient Dutch legal systems. No doubt about it.
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