JORAN--"I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU"

I normally don't give much credibility to magazines such as The National Enquirer, but they've come up with some good things in the past, so I'll give them some credit here. And I'm really going out on a limb with this.

I hope this is true. I hope that they kill each other off like the slimy vermin they are. How God let them into this world is beyond my comprehension. Let Paulus drown in his pool and feel the slow and painful suffocation that Natalee felt before she died. Let Deepak and Satish have vivid and excruciating nightmares about that night every single night for the rest of their lives. It will never escape them, and it will make them go insane. They will end up institutionalized, and then homeless--living on the beach with Booty and their cousin, Gerold Dompig.

Satish, why haven't you spoken? You are the ONLY one that hasn't talked. Why is that? What do you have to lose? You are just a pawn, a sacrificial lamb. You know that you can 'go' at any moment by Paulus and his Dutch Crew, so why not do the decent thing and tell the truth? Call Paulus OUT on what he did and get Natalee's body back to her family. That is all that is being asked at this point.

Find Natalee. Then screw your little island. Karma has a really fun and vengeful way of boomeranging and hitting you in the back of the head when you least expect it. Whooop! It will knock you right out. Watch out Paulus! Watch out Koen! Watch out ALE! Joran, heads up! Warnings are rarely given in situations such as these, so consider yourselves lucky.

Aruba Murder Confession?

Aruban detectives secretly tape-recorded the three main suspects in the Natalee Holloway mystery and obtained what could amount to a confession, The National Enquirer has learned. (Why on earth are they releasing this NOW? What are the motives of these people?)

Police overheard Deepak Kalpoe tell Joran van der Sloot: "They're going to give you 15 years if they find the girl."

They also heard Joran snarl at former pals Deepak and his brother Satish: "I should have killed you." (I wish they'd kill each other...Darwin's theory at its best.)

Unaware they were being overheard, the three had this dramatic exchange during an explosive, obscenity- laced confrontation in a police van returning them to prison on June 24, 2005.



Their conversation is contained among hundreds of pages of official Aruban police files obtained exclusively by The National Enquirer. Former U.S.Secret Service agent Art Wood, (I know for a fact that Art Wood is very credible) who spent months in Aruba investigating Natalee's disappearance, reviewed the sensational documents and told us:

"I believe they add up to a clear confession of guilt. "They provide more than enough evidence to charge Joran and the Kalpoes. I don't see how the authorities can dodge it after this."