April 13, 2006

NEWEST ARUBA TRAVEL BROCHURE



By Meri, Aruban Boycott blogger


I've decided to create a REALISTIC travel brochure for the lovely and safe Island of Aruba for all of you who aren't convinced to keep the hell away from there:



COME TO BEAUTIFUL ARUBA


We can boast the most pristine beaches, the best Hotels in the world and a night life unequaled in modern times!


You will not only stay in posh quarters with the finest service you will feel as safe as you do in your own home (if you happen to live in a Ghetto)!




On or about May 21st, 2005 a woman was assaulted on one of our pristine beaches...but not to worry, we got a sketch of the supposed perp and after almost a YEAR we are just now releasing it to the public! How's that for quick and professional police action.



On or about May 30th, 2005, a young woman named Natalee Holloway disappeared in the company of three lovely young men. One Dutch citizen and two boys from Surinam. She was never seen again. Our FORMER beloved Deputy Police Chief Dompig believes that she Od'd and that one or more of our good and decent citizens buried her not once, but possibly twice, somewhere on our beautiful Island. See, EVERYONE wants to STAY on Aruba once they visit here.




Since that night in May, 2005 there have been three additional rather brutal and gory murders but they were most likely suicides. One silly man put himself into a container before killing himself of unknown causes and the other two slit their own throats and mutilated themselves. We ARE a very creative and unique bunch here on Aruba and we don't even kill ourselves in the usual way....more reason to come to Aruba and NEVER leave.




We have one of the most accurate newspapers in the world here on Aruba run by a "lady" of upstanding character. Don't believe the rumors about her having some dodgy problems when she lived in the USA...she always speaks the truth and is a shining example of how Aruba portrays itself accurately.


We are Safe.....Safe.....Safe.....Safe



Swim, snorkel, tan, get loaded at Carlos & Charlie's and if that's not enough for you we can recommend another equally prestigious bar where the bartender (he likes to be called "Freddy") will supply you (or your date) with enough potent drugs to literally KNOCK YOU OUT.




There are ALWAYS people ready to fulfill your every wish. Just wander out in front of the these five star establishments and several people will offer you anything that your heart desires.


We are Safe....Safe....Safe.....Safe



ARUBA...land of beauty where your life is in our hands....and our hands are always reaching out for you (or your wallet).


We wish you Bon Dia, Bon Tardi, and Bon Nochi.


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a wonderful world!
"Don't let your kids go there"
Is there any place on this sick planet you would let your kids go to alone?!

Anonymous said...

YOU ROCK!

Anonymous said...

Hi, Meri.
There was link on Court TV to this site just now. Wanted to thank you for your photos and knowledge of the case. My hat is off to you.

Anonymous said...

Aruba can go fornicate itself...and is currently doing just that...keep the lies coming ALE...You to Govt. officials just keep it coming...You are the ones destroying your public image...You put out complete nonsense and expect people to swallow it...No dice..Won't happened...Your island is corrupt..This stench YOU created won't go away..your lies only increase it...Hey people around the world are entitled to know what goes on in your happy little island...Murder,rape,drugs,underage drinking and drug use and the police look the other way because its good for business..MONEY is your GOD...Parents have to be made aware their children can go to a island where there is no enforcement of law...They can do whatever in the hell they want and no police to worry about..This is not the place to send young people to celebrate anything...because if """SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS""" You are screwed....Jus think one day you have a daughter and the next day you don't...POOF...vanished..like she never existed...Something for people to think about and apply common sense when making a choice about where you or your child should spend a vacation...The only thing Aruba wants concerning Natalee Ann Holloway is for this problem to go away...pretty damn sad!!

Anonymous said...

"Our FORMER beloved Deputy Police Chief Dompig . . ."

Please be accurate:
1.) DomPig is STILL a Deputy Police Chief.
2.) DomPig is keeping open the possibility that Natalee buried herself, dug herself out, then reburied herself again.

Anonymous said...

WOOOO HOOOOO aruba Travel lets all go stay in a box in the gutter, get some sun and smoke crack outside C&C come on Michelle lets go NOT

Anonymous said...

what a joke Aruba (and the Dutch so called 'Administration of the island') is.

how very sad a family has to suffer for such incompetence.

Mary,!,Sprite,Casey said...

Michelle, we love you!!

Thanks for all you do. !!

Anonymous said...

I just went one time in C&C and saw a lot of american girls that are looking for sex, i was with my husband and they dont care they just come by him and ask for sex, and when he told them that he's married and with me they asked , you wife wont like to have a threesome it's a adventure.
The american girls don't respect themself, neither the arubian man that don't want sex with, they just say to the man you are a asshole you dont now what you're loosing.
I respect myself , you american respect yourself too.