September 12, 2006

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL--DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200




(Source)--By Mr. Justice


ALE Budget During the visit to Washington by members of the Aruba “investigative team” Rep. Bachus was informed that they spent 40% of the ALE budget on Natalee’s case.


However, that raises the question on an island with so little crime where did the other 60% of the budget go, and here is the answer. 50% protecting the Van der Sloots and Kalpoes 40% on the Natalee Holloway case 8% on the date-rape drug 2% on alcohol and drugs I hear to make-up for this budget crunch begining in 2006, the rates for purchasing a rape license will go up from $10 to $20.


Remember males purchase a rape license and you are free to drug and rape as many women as you want on Aruba. Should you commit any other injust acts on Aruba this is the get out of jail free card.


I am a Dutch boy, my papa is a legal official, I want to go to school and it was all her fault. You will be thrown a parade and embraced by the people of Aruba.




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