December 05, 2006

N.Y. LAWYER BECOMES DELUSIONAL ON TV, EXORCISM IS PERFORMED



BREAKING NEWS--Taco Joe was forced via straight jacket to anger management/rehab today after his recent embarrassing tirade on "The Line Up". He can now join the ranks with Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Michael Richards!


Taco Joe will also be featured in the new edition of "Becoming an Evil Lawyer for Dummies". Joran is also in talks with a major publisher for his new book about his trials and tribulations over the past 19 months. Joran is thinking of naming his memoir "It's been hell". Taco Joe and Joran will be traveling together as a duo. Their book tour is tentatively titled, "Something Bad Happened".


Afterwards there will coffee and donuts at the meet and greet with Joe and Joran. Guest stars OJ Simpson, Michael Jackson and Robert Blake will also be there! Bring your personal items for autographs! A great x-mas gift for the sociopath in your life!


Hey, isn't Joran in the same class as you Joe? Do you share a locker?






Hey Taco, here's some advice you should take:



Hire a PR firm quick!



11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alittle off the subject here. I thought that the judge wouldn't allow a search warrant for the Van Der Sloot property. On Friday's O'Reilly show. He said "There's a house on the grounds of the Van Der Sloot estate in Aruba. A House where authorities now believe Natalee Holloway died. In that house where Joran took his girlfriends to have sex. Originally they had a search warrant to go through the whole house and look at everything. When the police arrived on the spot. They changed the search warrants. O'Reilly and Geraldo basically said that the Aruban gov't never wanted to solve this case. They talked about De Vries. It's amazing both of these two gentleman have no trouble giving there opinions about this case and what Aruba has done. But Gutless Greta never does. I feel bad for the Holloways. If Fox had given this story to either of them. Instead on Spineless. The Holloway family would have been better off.

Anonymous said...

The Aruban Boycott is published by a young clean beautiful american blonde woman named Michelle. She has all the knowlege and authority to criticise Joe T's bad behavior in the public non-convenience forum. Joe T's uncontrolled anger and meaness is the downfall of the murderer suspect Joran van der Sloot. The whole world is watching. This Natalee disapperance case will break soon because Aruba is currently at the brink of finacial death. The HKSB in Euro is disallowing the Dutch loan for the refinancing of the Aruban government based on the clause of the hidden crimes history of the ALE. The board is going to expose the bribery charge of Judge Rik Smid soon on the Dutch TV news.

Anonymous said...

To the second poster. I hope you are correct.

Anonymous said...

I always said Joe T. is a blow hard. And again, he proves me right.

Anonymous said...

If you watch Joe T on TV he is never calm and collected. He's always nervous. Nervous because he can only go on so long playing the game with himself, his conscious is getting to him. That is why he is breaking. It is the manisfestation of his inner conflict coming to the surface. He can lie to all of us but he cannot hide the truth from himself.

Anonymous said...

As per the second poster: The Loan to Aruba has just been sent this past week out of the NEW YORK office of the Deutsche Bank. The loan is for $51.2 million. Get your facts straight.

As per Joe T.: Hey, everybody is entitles to blow off some steam once in awhile. Do you know the stress a Lawyer must be under when he must defend a person whom he KNOWS is guilty of something?

John C.

Anonymous said...

Do you know the stress a Lawyer must be under when he must defend a person whom he KNOWS is guilty of something?
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Good point.

Andie said...

Regardless of the stress a lawyer must be under, I have never seen a lawyer behave on National TV, as Joe Tacopina behaved on the LINE UP with KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE.

She graciously accepted his phone-in, and he was rude and put her in an uncomfortable situation. Yet, she handled him perfectly.

I am sure JOHN Q KELLY has been under quite a bit of stress, too. Yet, I have never seen him act in the way Joe Tacopina acted. That is because he is a gentleman and in control of his behavior.

Respectfully,
Andie (BFN)

Michelle said...

Andie-- You know I'm liking the way you are starting to think. ;) You aren't so much of a 'hater' anymore...admit it. You like me. Just a little tinnie winnie bit?

Anonymous said...

This particular Deutsche Bank is owned by the Nigerians to process the scammed checks from the American victims.

Andie said...

Michelle,
Yes, I respect you very much, and that is the truth. I think you are an extremely HONEST person, and through reading all of your blog, I know in your heart of hearts, all you truly want is justice for Natalee.

We all have differing opinions, and I think we all should respect one another, BUT the most important trait I respect in any person is their own innate honesty. That is why I always say, "to thine own self be true."

And, Michelle, you are an example of that to me.

Respectfully,
Andie (BFN)