December 10, 2007

JORAN: "THEY WOULD FINISH ME OFF IN THE US"

This piece of so called journalism from AMIGOE makes me want to PUKE. The "writing" is obviously sympathetic towards this sociopath.



You're damn right Joran...YOU WOULD get finished off in the U.S. There are plenty of people that would like to see you wearing concrete boots. Maybe you can retire and hang out with Jimmy Hoffa.


Don't ever come to the U.S. again...you'd be very stupid if you did.
Here's a bit of advice...be prepared to look over your shoulder for the rest of your life. We will never forget Natalee and what you did to her.


You've already been tried and convicted in my Court.



THE FACE OF EVIL

THE ANTI-CHRIST'S OFFSPRING

Joran, by now nicely shaved, on his way to the supermarket, while enjoying his freedom.


(OH isn't that so touching...)




ORANJESTAD – Both lawyers had assured that after days of isolation, Joran van der Sloot would not want to say one word to the media. Especially his parents are concerned. On Friday afternoon, a few hours after his release, while walking back home from a supermarket in Noord with his younger brother, he was still willing to give a first reaction.


People in the supermarket have already been whispering: “he’s back”, “What has he endured”, and “It’s such a nice family”. (Are you kidding me? This boy and his father single handedly destroyed the reputation of Aruba! Why AMIGOE do you feel the need to kiss these people's asses?)



He doesn’t seem to be worried to walk over the street.
“I think that I would not have made it in the United States.”



It’s obvious that the 20-year old young man, who is still on Justice’s list of suspects, has not got over the adventure (?Adventure? Is that what you people call it? Something he can write a "sequel to?) of the past days yet. He has been detained for 15 days, and most of the time in isolation. “I was in a cell that could hold 15 men, but I was alone. I was allowed kick a ball so now and then and they indeed gave me the Bible. I would have preferred contact with others.” (POOR BABY...let me get out my little violin.)


The interrogations were heavy. “It’s not that they bothered me all the time, but every time I was interrogated, it was long. I didn’t have anything to tell them. I have already told them everything once and I was silent till the last minute.” (Wait! You mean no NEW lies? Have you stuck with your final lie? I bet you are so convoluted at this point you actually believe your own lies.) The arrest in his dorm in Arnhem was a complete surprise. He planned to move to Amsterdam, due to the location of his school. He hadn’t planned to go to Aruba for Christmas. “I really thought that it was over; that one day I would perhaps have to go to Aruba for the closing of the case. But I have never thought that I would be arrested again in the Netherlands. It turns out that they have nothing new here. I still do not understand what they wanted.” (You thought it was OVER? Let me tell you something Joran...this is FAR from OVER. Make note of that, buddy.)


Van der Sloot hates the fact that he had to miss part of his studies. (Are you kidding me? The kid doesn't study! I'd be willing to bet, and I never bet, that his week consists of drinking, doing drugs and screwing as many women as possible...can anyone say 'herpes'?)


He wants to go back soon. He’s not sure how long he’s going to stay on the island. “I’ll spend some time with my parents. Despite everything, Aruba is a special place. I’m going to take a plunge in the swimming pool right now.” He will not get in contact with the brothers Deepak and Satish Kalpoe that were released a few days earlier. The friendship seems to have cooled off ‘for years’ already.


Yet another effect of the case, agrees Van der Sloot. According to rumours in the media, Van der Sloot has taken a plane to the United States yesterday evening. The journalists concluded this from his presence at the airport. Nothing is further from the truth. He was there to see his American lawyer off. He will stay for the time being in Aruba.




My personal note to Joran:


DO NOT EVER COME BACK TO THIS COUNTRY. The media will find you, it will alert others and you will be tracked down and burned at the stake.


Say goodbye to Taco Joe on the phone...send him an email. Oh wait...I get it. Was giving BJ's part of your payment plan?

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

The cut and blisters at corner of his lips is herpes. It comes from oral sex with postitutes, confirmed by Dutch sex workers health medical experts. Joran needs medical attentions as soon as possible. The cut and open sores will not heal by itself, and not by over-the-counter medicines. He needs to see a doctor and has anti-H2 type prescription drugs.

Anonymous said...

Let's make Burn in Hell Aruba part of the boycott Aruba slogan Michele!!!Why any american would even consider taking their familys to that STD ridden island is beyond me.All americans shouldn't take this kind of Bullshit from Aruba or anyone else.We should carpet bomb them.

Anonymous said...

We are equiping Persistence with more armor impact tires along the boardside. The private workboat owner is kindly donating his services and materials. We have many supporters behind us. The marine engineer said the new armor will take the impact of the Aruban suicide boat bombers. There are intelligence of 4 suicide water ski boats heading to our location.

Anonymous said...

Buoys are posted along the waterline between Aruba and international waters. Persistence will always stay in the international waters. FoxNews boat is seen on the Aruba side, the news crew are working under the command of the ALE naval force instructions general. You can sense the hostilities and bitterness from the Aruban boats.

Anonymous said...

Arubans are viewed as if they were North Koreans. Aruba is in a very unstable and utterly unpredictable state and madness, said the Dutch military ministry. Persistence will protect her crew from being kidnapped by the J2K Aruban commandoes.

Anonymous said...

The rough seas gave us lots of insprations of what's ahead of us. Persistence is a very sea worthy vessel, has strong backbone and balance. The crew is well fed and comfortable. There are three possible locations we will look at this week, hopefully we will find Natalee there then. God works in his scientific wisdom and guidance.

Anonymous said...

The rough seas gave us lots of insprations of what's ahead of us. Persistence is a very sea worthy vessel, has strong backbone and balance. The crew is well fed and comfortable. There are three possible locations we will look at this week, hopefully we will find Natalee there then. God works in his scientific wisdom and guidance.

Anonymous said...

Our crew have one goal and one mind that is to find Natalee and bring her home back to her dear parents for a noble burial. The raging seas have been travelled. All the electronics and ROV sonars are in good working conditions. The operations will be 24/7 for next few days. Don't want the Arubans know what we find. Persistence has night vision capabilities, she will be quite stealthy and high tech oriented.

Anonymous said...

We just received two sources of intelligence to where it might be the crab cage is sitting on the ocean floor. One source is a square message packet. The other one is a long serial message with no EOF. This is good for us. We are removing the encrytion layers and want to see what the data structure is. We will import that to our computer, and the sonar explorer simulator will take over.

Anonymous said...

Our sourcer is very trustworthy, he delivers what he has promised. We are very grateful for his support.

Anonymous said...

Persistence has complete control of her jurisdiction over international waters. She carries the American Flag all the time. GPS marks her voyage log daily and uploads to the National Maritime Bureau. Onboard Persistence there are instruments to identify vessels friend or foe. We constantly look out for Aruban pirates. The Dutch military source informed us Aruba let loose some serious criminals out to the sea.

Anonymous said...

Our Monroe Doctrine stands. Wherever the American Flag sails in international waters, the Old Glory dominates her presence at arms.

Anonymous said...

They know us and we don't them. They know we are olive blue seeking peace of mind and Ms. Natalee Holloway. They stay out of our way and leave us alone. The only one I worry about is the Arubans. Arubans are bad.

Anonymous said...

Yes, our towfish might find some suspicious objects on the ocean floor. But that's none of our business, we are specifically looking for the crab trap with Natalee's bones in it. Nothing else.

Anonymous said...

We safeguard our search strategy. Only two people have keys to it. Tim Miller and I. Not even my boss knows about the search targets. We are secure and not distracted.

Anonymous said...

Persistence has a good resume, Aruba doesn't. That's the difference. Persistence is the one.

British guy said...

Have you even considered the possibility that this guy is actually INNOCENT? I mean, there is no evidence to convict him beyond reasonable doubt. There is a reason why legal standards exist, people.
Myself, I am still not sure if this Nathalie has not just ran off from her family (she is the right age for such terribilistic nonsense). If I had a family from Alabama, I'd seriously consider it, anyway.
And, btw, I see that not much has changed your side of the Atlantic since the Salem witch trials.
Otherwise Joran will have the chance to live in a much more normal country. If you have a good life in Europe and parents on a tropical island. Who would want to visit the US anyway??? And if he gets tired of Aruba, there is always the Canaries, Ibiza, etc...:-)

Anonymous said...

Dear British Guy,

1. You suck.
2. Stay out of it.
3. Did your McCann kid run away too?
4. Boycott us. (Please.)

Michelle Says So said...

You tell him! My sentiments exactly!

stelletje piemels said...

The "law" there already has him "convicted". I say no more. :')

Anonymous said...

deer aruba - fuck you - perhaps someday you can be used for H-bomb tests!