HERE'S A LITTLE DITTY...
THE BALLAD OF JORAN
by AGENT PROVOCATEUR, Sleuth at Large
He is just like any other boy that you and I may know,
Except that he is 6 ' 4 and frequents casinos.
He is not very different, from any Jim or Jack.
Except that he gets laid a lot and is real good in the sack. (Says who?)
He was just an ordinary boy...a lad of seventeen.
Except that he lived at a resort and enjoyed the big bar scene.
He was as innocent as the buds of May, like every other dude.
Except he ran through women, like Jethro went through food.
Joran was completely normal, like your boy or my teen.
Except he played blackjack and the roulette wheel with poker in between.
He was a normal kid they say, just looking for some fun.
Except he loved the belly shots and drinking 151.
Other boys may have to sneak around and snap out a fake I.D.
But Papa took Joran to the casino and let him drink shots like tea.
Oh, he was just a bouncing baby boy when he picked up Natalee
And that much older woman bounced Joran upon her knee.
She forced him to kiss her and to fondle in her blouse.
He never woulda done it, cause he's such a timid mouse.
But he was no match for the Bama girl
Who begged him to service her all night long.
He really didn't want to, but he just went along.
Yes, he is the real victim it seems,
The one who has been abused.
He spent three months in the local jail
And he now stands accused.
It must be hell for the baby boy
To have his life of misery
But at least he is able to run his mouth
And beg for sympathy.
If he thinks life is so damned bad
And he does not like what is gone down.
He can always change places with Natalee
The moment that she is found.
Except that he is 6 ' 4 and frequents casinos.
He is not very different, from any Jim or Jack.
Except that he gets laid a lot and is real good in the sack. (Says who?)
He was just an ordinary boy...a lad of seventeen.
Except that he lived at a resort and enjoyed the big bar scene.
He was as innocent as the buds of May, like every other dude.
Except he ran through women, like Jethro went through food.
Joran was completely normal, like your boy or my teen.
Except he played blackjack and the roulette wheel with poker in between.
He was a normal kid they say, just looking for some fun.
Except he loved the belly shots and drinking 151.
Other boys may have to sneak around and snap out a fake I.D.
But Papa took Joran to the casino and let him drink shots like tea.
Oh, he was just a bouncing baby boy when he picked up Natalee
And that much older woman bounced Joran upon her knee.
She forced him to kiss her and to fondle in her blouse.
He never woulda done it, cause he's such a timid mouse.
But he was no match for the Bama girl
Who begged him to service her all night long.
He really didn't want to, but he just went along.
Yes, he is the real victim it seems,
The one who has been abused.
He spent three months in the local jail
And he now stands accused.
It must be hell for the baby boy
To have his life of misery
But at least he is able to run his mouth
And beg for sympathy.
If he thinks life is so damned bad
And he does not like what is gone down.
He can always change places with Natalee
The moment that she is found.
2 comments:
LMFAO
Teen boys do all kinds of stupid picture poses. One is to moon. Others are to show someone in a vice grip, put all kinds of weird objects like pencils and cigarettes coming out of a persons note/ears/mouth while they are sleeping. This was kids cutting up.
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