HEY, LET'S MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE ARE DOING SOMETHING!

Look! We are committed to solving this case!
We swear! This time we are for real...no more lies!


Please don't hold your breath people...

By Meri, Aruban Boycott Blogger

After watching the various media outlets cover the surprise arrest on Aruba I found myself getting dizzy. On one channel I saw Julia spinning like a top along with Arlene.

On another channel I saw Joe T. claiming that Joran doesn't know the kid who was arrested and he probably was deposited by aliens on Aruba (or was it Scientologists?) because no one every heard of him before.


On yet another channel there was John Q. Kelly telling me that there is a connection and that the arrestee probably knows friends of Joran and there might very well be a connection.


Hit the remote again and you'll find a panel of talking heads claiming that this means that the "case is about to be solved" or "This is another red herring" or "You can't believe anything that the Arubans do or say" (I tend to go with the last comment myself).


Tomorrow the boy with the blonde hair and blue eyes goes to court so that they can hold him for 8 more days.....I figure that if Paulus wants him held than he will be held and if Paulus doesn't want him held he'll be cut loose soon. After all Paulus is the puppet master on Aruba.


Now for my favorite comment..once again from Joe T. (who talks faster than the sound of a speeding bullet), "There was forensic evidence found on this kid's shirt 9 months ago". NINE months ago? Really? That recent? Wow..... I also heard that the so-called blood on the shirt didn't belong to Natalee and that they have NO forensic evidence at all to even prove that a crime was committed and now they have blood on a NINE month old discovery and they just now arrested the supposed owner of the shirt? How very typical for the Aruban police force...how perfectly timed.



Make up your minds fools...was there a crime, did she OD, did she wander off somewhere, was she picked up by Tom Cruise and company?


I wonder if we will be sitting here in fifty years while they are arresting a rather elderly Joran or Deepak or Satish or some gray haired Dutch boy with blue eyes?


Maybe they will even manage to prop up Booty and have Dompig claim on the new version of "48 hours In Outer Space" that he knows where the body is buried?


Joe T. also said that the "NEW" police Chief is getting things done. NEW? Dolph Richardson has been there since day one. He has always been there and he is just now doing something?


I wonder if in 50 years they will dig up Vander Stratton, Dompig, Richardson and Jacobson to bring in more "credible" witnesses. They can organize a search party to find the graves of these long dead police officers to make sure that the case is properly investigated. Or, even better, their sons, daughters, nieces, nephews and grandchildren can take over for them and keep on investigating.


After all they have been working diligently on the case every single day since Natalee went missing at a cost of over 40 zillion dollars (almost the entire police department budget) according to Julia the seer.


Do you realize how ridiculous this entire case is? How horrible this is for Beth and Dave? Maybe Joe T. can start a traveling circus where he represents and defends people from all over the world against American's who have lost a loved one? Maybe Julia can use her cane and a walker to spin her tales in a creaky, fading voice from the comfort of her rest home and Arlene can be wheeled in to interpret Dutch Law? If this wasn't so damned pathetic I would laugh instead of feeling like I am going to cry every time I hear another story from the Tales of Aruba.

The real thing makes "Shango" look tame by comparison.