September 09, 2006

ARUBA IS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE WALMART



Ok, I think I've figured it out. Aruba is practically giving trips away for FREE. That way they can say, "Oh, look! Our tourism rates are up this quarter! Guess the boycott isn't working!" However, Aruba still looks like the fool because they are still losing money. Poetic Justice.


Believe me, with all the members of the grassroots boycott movement EVERYONE will know the name of Natalee Holloway and the bad name of Aruba. No one will want to step foot on your stinky little island...not even for FREE.





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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

The boycott is working so well that they can no longer provide the free bottled water for the few tourists arriving fist night at the tiny Aruba island this late in September. The taxi driver asked for double tipping to help to pay her car loan. She had three mouths to feed. Or she will be forced into commercial prostitution.

Anonymous said...

Worst come to worst, Aruba will go into mass prostitutions marketing economy. The Aruban government have no qualm to round up all the 12 years old for the child porn. Holland is doing the same thing. The new Dutch law just passed last week makes the 12 years old the legal minimum wage maker for the sex industry in the kingdom.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear God, please say that isn't so. Those poor children will be prey'd upon and used and abused and nothing will be done. May God have mercy on their souls.

Anonymous said...

Joran was accused by his new blonde girlfriend Julia for not getting his beach sex stories straight. After sex, Julia was very unsatified, she accused Joran as cheap as walmart, Joran's peepee came too short. Joran lied about his disformity, and he needed a foreskin surgery. The Dutch police have been evedropping on Joran to collect intelligence on cracking the Natalee's murder case. Joran is still the main suspect on this Aruban murder crime which had destroyed the Aruban tourists economy completely.

Anonymous said...

The Chinese will deal when Aruba becomes a penny worth on a dollar. Now the tourism has died, and it wont be long. The Chinese already have a long list of names of suspected criminals on that island. As soon as Aruba is handed over sometimes next year, Joran will be arrested for murder charges immediately under the Chinese jurisdiction and laws for next 50 years of gateway business development. Natalee will be found and brought home to America. Many heads will be rolling in Aruba soon to rid of the Dutch corruptions. The Dutch police is useless on ALE. ALE are hardcore criminal korpses.

Anonymous said...

Really, the Kingdom and the United States think Nelson Oduber is out of control when he befriends Cavez Hugo of Venezula. Aruba can easily be fell into the hands of al Quater terrorists. So the nations agree that it would be better for the China Tading Company to come in and take over the affairs of Aruba and its government. The Aruba infrastructure will remain status quo, nothing earth shaking. Only that there will be a top Chinese trading authority over the head of the prime minister. The Chinese anti-corruption agents will be allowed to carry guns and apply the deadly force if warrants under the Chinese law to clamp down the Aruban crime pimps. The sweet deal between Holland and China is far reaching. China will develop the New Silk Road to Aruba to develop the dooming South America economy with billion of world tourists. The superjumbo Airbus will carry 1000 coach economic class travellers from Hong Kong, with stopover at Singapore or Johnasburg of South Africa, and straight to Aruba. And from Aruba, interested world travellers will connect flights to New York City. KLM can own the opposite route, to fly from JFK all the way across the Atlantic and Pacific oceans to China.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the deal has been agreed upon on the Joran issue between China and Holland. The Kingdom of Netherlands will void Joran's Dutch citizenship based on the undisclosed violation of his birth certificate declaration. Joran will be sent back to Aruba as a nonimmigrant. China will have his total authority to clear out the criminal elements in Aruba which includes Joran chiefly. By doing so, it will win back the support of the American tourists and revive the Aruban dying tourism. As for the superjumbojest Airbus, China has the clearance over the Panama Canal which the Chinese Trading Company is rebuilding. There is no need for Netherlands to negoiate with Venezula over their airspace corridor.

Auntiem said...

Can someone explain to this "ignorant" poster what China has to do with Aruba? Is it me, or is the above poste Mao Jr. here smoking too much Opium?