STEVE COHEN: THE LAUGHING STOCK OF ARUBA

Hmmm...I wonder if I'll have a job tomorrow.
I guess I'm just not a smooth liar like my friends.
Gotta work on that...

Steve Cohen has the feeling that he didn’t do that bad in Dr. Phil’s show

ARUBA -- Steve Cohen, spokesperson of the Strategic Communications Task Force, indicated that he didn’t mean to say (Then why would you say it if it was untrue in the first place?) that the two main suspects had actually told him that they had consensual sex with Natalee Holloway.

“None of the boys have declared that they had consensual sex with her. The official viewpoint on this has not changed.” Cohen says that he made the statement after questions on the possible interrogation of Holloway’s fellow travellers.

Cohen's Reasoning in order to Cover His Butt:

He only wanted to give an example of a reason why these young folks have to be interrogated. He says that it has to do with amongst others Holloway’s position at the time she got into the car with the boys.

“Come to think about it; I should have used the word ‘if’ in front of the statement; that would have made it clear.” (Ooops..my bad. (aside) Do you think they'll buy it?)

Meanwhile, there is a declaration on the website ‘Aruba Truth’ that clarifies Cohen’s words. Cohen was guest in Dr. Phil’s TV-show of yesterday afternoon. “It was a very difficult experience. I knew that I was going to be the only person to defend Aruba against three other persons, Beth Twitty, her lawyer, and Dr. Phil”, said Cohen, who had a very hard time rectifying the statements he made in December last, about the main suspects being interrogated within 10 days. (Second oops...gee, he's really not good at this, is he?) That was the second time that the spokesperson of the Strategic Communications Task Force had failed big time.




So that's Steve-O's excuse? It's funny...the Arubans claim they don't understand parts of our language and things get misinterpreted...but Cohen is from AMERICA. If he is a so-called professional, then this whole thing is a joke and only a reiteration of the fact that these people we are dealing with are absolute liars. Cohen's not doing a good job covering up for the Aruban officials and Daddy Van Der Slut.

Everything from DAY ONE has been lie after lie.


"Everybody lies."--Mommy Kalpoe