December 15, 2006

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

"WANTED--DEAD OR ALIVE"




Deepak decided it was the time for him to jump back into the spotlight. He was feeling quite jealous and alone without all the media attention. So one lazy afternoon, he phones his inept attorney ordering him to sue Dr. Phil in California for airing the tapes of things that I really said...uh...but I didn't really say them. It's all lies. It was altered, I swear! He defamed me and I've lost millions in dollars over this. Call up Johnny Cockran...I want $5 million beeeatch!




"Hey Deepak, what did the five fingers say to the face?"

"I don't know what?"

".....SLAPPPPP!"




22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, Deepak has to reveal where Natalee's Alabama Driver's license is. It had been said Joran will produce a picture of Natalee's ID to his Dutch author and publisher to validate his beach story is a true confession in Joran's new book coming out in January. Deepak admitted before he had seen and opened Natalee's purse, saw the driver license and $50 USD, and Joran took it from there.

Anonymous said...

Kalpoes step in Kow-Poo once again.

Anonymous said...

Greta again tries to derail JQK's civil case against the Kalpoes by calling on these unethical law professors panel. She is the real enemy of Beth. In California, anything goes, and this time Natalee will prevail because the Terminator Governor says so. God Bless.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with Debbie BFN, she allows this Ram Dutch dude come in and undo and destroy JQK's civil case against K2. BFN should renamed itself as BAN (Blogs Against Natalee). What do you think? I think Debbie is Anita in disguise. The real orignal Debbie had been hijacked long time ago. This BFN site is a real anti-Natalee site well financed by the Aruban Dutch government. Take a peek at all their Aruban motel ads.

Anonymous said...

They and their whole family are currently absent from Aruba. Mama just bought some new dress and an expensive hairdo. Something is up. We don't know.

Michelle said...

She never brought a purse with her stupid!

Anonymous said...

First things first. I truly believe that this is deversion tact to get everyone away from the sexual abuse charges that have just recently come up. Let's see what is the lineup gonna follow today? The sexual abuse charges from last week? Or are they gonna focus on the law suit? It's the law suit. If the law suit hadn't taken place. The Sexual abuse charges would be brought up again. And been higlighted. As the lawyer said on Greta. The Holloways law suit shouldn't stick. So the Kalpoes would never have to answer anything. So the timing is perfect. They get to sue Doctor Phil. And it draws the attention away from the Sexual Abuse Charges. That charges that could land them all in jail for many years. You just have to watch tv and see the Holloway boards to realize it has worked. The Kalpoes didn't decide this on there own. Especially the timing. There are very smart people playing this game. And the strings they pull are working once again.

Michelle said...

I wouldn't bet on it. In order to prove defamation they will have to prove many things under the California law. If they don't pass one of the many provisions, they will LOSE. An example would be: The Kalpoes will 1) have to proof the original tapes were tampered with. There has been no OFFICIAL decision. It's one party's word against another. Where are the original tapes? 2) Kalpoes will have to prove that IF Dr. Phil tampered the tapes (NOT altered...this is a difference) that it was done in malice. I would consider the Kalpoes as public figures because they have been in the international spotlight for 19 months in a highly controversial media fortune. They have not lost anything substanial in wealth worth going to court over. So Deepak lost his job at the Internet cafe? So what? They are both young and have no assets. They are only trying to make money off of their evils.

The thought of them suing makes me bawk. They should be lucky they are still alive, if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

Aruba is a ghost town now. Anywhere you go, there is no Christmas tourists. The hotels and casinos are stressed, they can't afford anymore empty rooms and empty table games. The Boycott is working very well. The blue jets are flying almost empty, and has to cut to one flight a week to slow down the bleeding. People in America has developed an extreme distaste for Aruba and Dutch. That is not good for Holland and the Queen. Why? Because the Queen proposed Aruba to sell more Red Light District Prostitutes to draw in the American tourists. She said the happy island can forget their beaches because of Joran's lies. The Queen knows Joran and the Kalpoes are the murderers, but she is not going to do much. The Queen relays the Americans to talk to the Governor of Aruba. That makes the American people very angry right now. The poll shows the JKQ civil lawsuit has the highest rating, it is the right stuff for the Hollywood. The Terminator Governor says Yes. Go. Bring the Queen. This is a high stake poker game, we know it.

Anonymous said...

JQK Civil Lawsuit vs K2 is highly sensational. It generates the highest Google hits. People are sick and tired of the Bush War, they want this Diversion for a Happy Christmas and New Year. Judge Hess loves it, for he is in the lime light.

Anonymous said...

Taco Joe is smashed. J2K is next. Deepak is trapped, he wanna cut and run less losing his five fingers. He can't. He won't. Deepak has to save his family from being murdered in Aruba. His whole family now is being treated nice and well fed by the Aruban Dutch ATA government. He is designated to be a suicide witness, to be a fall guy, to admit the murder, to accept the blame in return for the money and safety of his parents, brother and his little sister.

Anonymous said...

According to Taco Joe, Deepak will walk away (meaning he will commit suicide and admit all the guilt). Talk about the pressure, it is just turning. Taco Joe is very scared. He charged the Mafia for too much of his service.

Anonymous said...

The Chicago law firm intern lawyer she will act more like a public defender, Taco J knows the inside info. It is a trap he didn't know until now. Taco J was fooled long awhile, which tied to his previous madness. He thought he was part of k2's team lawyers, collecting big bucks. As you can see, many of the things inside K2's court paper were authored by Taco J. Sounds familiar? Huh?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Greta is involved in this J2 attempt, providing some insider data only the media people are known of. If depositions ran into that, and turned out to be true. That is a domestic conspiracy punishable by law. Don't know why FOX is doing that for.

Anonymous said...

Let's revisit the crime scence. Deepak said they went to the California Lighthouse. Joran said they took Natalee to see the sharks. The following senario could be viewed as graphic, but it fits "How easily it was" said Deepak. The lighthouse was repainted and remodeled to look like a male sex organ to symbolize Aruba a "Happy Island". May 30 is the sex god Bifone's birthday. Many VIPs were there for the virgin sacrifice on 05-30-06 for the celebration of MEP victory for the control of the island. J2K were paid by Paulus with ATM money. They kidnapped Natalee to the sand dunes. There in Deepak's car, they attacked and stripped Natalee. Natalee struggled and hit her head on the car door bleeding. They hold and spread Natalee on the car hood and gang rape her. Deepak and Satish held down Natalee flat on top of the Honda hood. Joran, Odubar, Paulus, ..., Bob Witt (?) continued their gang raping. Freddy was filming at the same time. Like Deepak said, it was so easy. Natalee was rape drugged, coming in and out of consciousness. And the raping went so violent, Natalee was murderred in an hour. Joran decided to hide Natalee's body in his house waiting for body disposal or cremation.

Anonymous said...

Kimberly takes over, Greta is no longer available. That was the word. That figures.

Auntiem said...

The media is not in possession of any "insider data" as one of the above seems to think. Anything that the media has ever learned, has been publicized, and then some. The Kalpoes have done Beth a very big favor by allowing themselves to be held in California jurisdiction. Even without the Twitty's lawsuit, in the 2K lawsuit the two will now be open to complete discovery and intensive questioning (as the plaintiffs) by JQK, under oath in a United States Civil Court. No Kangaroo Aruban Court, with a "Nit Witt" for a judge!!!!! Even OJ (the I got away with murder creep) was found guilty in a California Civil Court. Beth will now be able to get her answers via JQK in California!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry guys. The Holloways will not get any info from the Kalpoes. Just like in NY the Holloways suit will be thrown out. Everyone got all worked up about NY last time. And just like the lawyers said months before. It didn't have a leg to stand. Same has been said here. You attention is being turned away from what the suspects fear most. Jail time for sexual assault charges. They are pulling a bait and switch. Do you really think the Kalpoes lawyers didn't go over the possibility of this Holloway lawsuit happening?? Especially after Joran got surprised?? Of course they did. And they realized it didn't matter. I didn't see the lineup last night. I bet you it dropped the sexual assault story. And covered the law suit???

Anonymous said...

The obvious flaw of Deepak's lawsuit against Dr. Phil is that he complained Beth too often instead directed to Dr. Phil. The verbose warrantes Beth's lawsuit against Deepak for his participation in the wrongful death of Natalee. The troubling verbose is a trademark of Joe Taco's english language.

Brown Sugar said...

To the person above with the insane comment about virgin sacrificing and all that load of BS...we all know you are just f-ing with people troll.

Michelle said...

THANK YOU Brown Sugar. I was just going to say the same thing, but in a nastier way. Go back and play your Dungeons & Dragons you loser.

Anonymous said...

JQK is conducting a precision inquery surgery. He cut the skin open and get to the balls on 2KJ. Then the Lighthouse will fall and shatter to pieces. Aruba is sunk, and the Queen is dethroned by her people. And the Aruban people are free from the Dutch Dragons and Dungeons. This is going to blow Joe T and Greta away for good. They were the duo who sabbataged the New York Civil Trial.